I am guilty of asking the same questions. Holds hands up. I couldn’t imagine the reaction to these answers, all in a sarcastic tone of course!
- When are you having your next child? Well, we were thinking of getting at it pretty soon actually. Our second is now a few weeks old and I’m crying almost on a daily basis, so why not add another into the mix.
- Are you sure you won’t have any more? I will let you decide, you seem very convinced two children is not quite enough for my family so how many should I have? Should we stop at five? Who will pay for these children, will you pay for them?
- Does Mr Firstooth ever get to relax? No. When he gets home, that’s it for me, I’m off the clock. He has to feed and bath the children single-handedly, followed by preparing me dinner, cleaning the dishes, building a shed all while I put my feet up and watch TV. Talking of feet, he better hurry up chopping the firewood because they need rubbing!
- Will dinner be ready when I get home? Of course! Would you like to know what you’re having? Shall I make it a three-course event? Hang on, I will just lock the kids in the cupboard and get on with it.
- Oh, I see you haven’t prepared your family meal for this evening? No, I never prepare a meal. That’s what Mr Firstooth does once he gets home from work, remember. Sometimes we will get a family bucket for the baby and toddler too.
- Are you thinking about going back to work? Didn’t I tell you? We won the lottery! I need never work again.
- Are you busy next week? In what respect? Because technically I’m (never) free as a bird, I’m a stay at home mum so I tend to sip tea all day and watch reality TV while the children play harmoniously together.
Love this! great answers! #effitfriday
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Oh I love this, I could almost taste the sarcasm 🙂 #effitfriday
Debbie
http://www.myrandommusings.blogspot.com
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It’s the best answer sometimes (not that I could be so bold) 😃 thank you for reading!
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Love this brilliant answers and great read 🙂
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Thank you 😃
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Love the answer to number 7. And don’t forget the eating cake…. x
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And crisps!! X
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Brilliant – some of those questions are just so daft and I love your answers. When you having your next can drive me a bit crazy!! Thanks so much for linking up to #bestandworst and see you soon xxx
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Great funny list. We have three girls and when people ask if we’re going to try again for a boy, I just roll my eyes so I hear you with these types of questions. #TheList
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Thank you! So will you try for a boy? Haha. Yes, I understand the confusion in the question we were asked if we hoped for a girl with our second. We secretly did but what a thing to ask
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